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Hylink's New Links: Mike Washington


By Jasmine Lee

1. You’re a new addition to our crayon box. What color are you and why? Green, because it’s my favorite color. It’s natural, beautiful, and everywhere.

2. If I could be any animal in the world I’d be a hippo. They lie around in water all day, can get as fat as they want, and everyone still thinks they’re adorable.

3. The funniest thing that happened to me recently is that I found pigeons in the office on my first day here. #PigeonGate

4. What is something in life that inspires you? People that appear to have what it is that I want, so I think about how I can get to that point.

5. 3 words or phrases that best describe me are keep working hard.

6. If I had to eat one meal every day for the rest of my life, it would be potatoes.

7. Something most people wouldn’t know about me is that I play and collect ukuleles. I have four, and my fifth one is in the mail. It’s an electric one from Japan. I’m very excited for it.

8. My celebrity look-alike is Josh Peck from Drake and Josh.

9. The meme I relate to most is

10. The number one thing on my bucket list is that the thing I wish I could take off is skydiving. Terrible experience, I’ll never do it again.

11. If I could have any ability in the world, it would be to speak any language.

12. If I was stranded on a desert island and could only have three things with me, they would be unlimited wifi, an iPad, and an unlimited battery.

13. If I could change one thing in the world, it would be the thought that one person can be better than another.

14. If I was going to bury a time capsule, I'd include headshots of myself.

15. If my life was a novel, it would be called Curls.

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